A Two-Year-Old Destroyed the World
“A two-year-old destroyed the world,”
I tell you,
But you don’t believe.
“A two-year-old cannot destroy the world,”
You scoff
With your hands on your hips.
“Everyone knows it takes more
Than a child to destroy something so great.”
“A two-year-old made the world,”
I then try,
And you simply laugh.
“That is impossible.”
As if I’m stupid,
You add,
“Even we do not know
The secrets of science.”
I look you in the eyes
And tell you,
“Then tell me a random explosion made the universe.”
-April 22, 2017
wow this is great!*says unpatronizingly* Good Job!
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Thanks xD
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haha this is so great! perfect balance of sarcasm without making it feel mean. I love the sassing… sounds like something i might say :)
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